Smoking Zombies Incense Burners

This is where the Smoking Zombie blog begins.

 

Smoking Zombie.com is a site that features a growing collection of incense burning zombies.  If you have you never seen a zombie smoke before click here.

 

Check out our entire line of Smoking Zombies.  Please visit often as we will be offering more zombies as soon as possible.  If you have any good ideas for new smoking zombies you can email us at SmokingZombie1@yahoo.com – we would be happy to hear your ideas for our next original piece of Zombie Art.

 

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There’s a Zombie in the UFC

Korean Zombie wins by submission


On May 15, 2012 the Korean Zombie submitted Dustin Poirer by D’Arce choke in the fourth round of their featherweight MMA fight.  The win has set the stage for the Korean Zombie to face the winner of the Aldo (current champion) vs. Koch fight that is scheduled to take place in Calgary in July.

The Korean Zombie has a reputation of having heavy hands and a chin made of granite but his best feature is his nickname – The Korean Zombie.

For his win against Poirer, The Korean Zombie received a share of a $40,000 fight bonus plus a second bonus for submission of the night.  Prior to applying the D’Arce choke, Zombie softened Poirer up with uppercuts, the spinning back fists and knee strikes.  Not bad for an underdog.

“The Korean Zombie” Turned The Lights Out On Dustin Poirier.

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Zombies in the Philippines

Zombies in the Philippines

Recently in Laguna Province, five thousand people ran a 5K run that was littered with natural obstacles, man made obstacles and hordes of zombies.

Apparently there were 200 zombies on the course in the race called “Outbreak Manilla” who tried to grab flags that the runners wore around their waists.  Once a runner would lose all three of their flags they were out unless they would choose to carry out other tasks that involved zombies guarding various prizes.

Of course this race was based on the zombie runs that we have here in the states but it is pretty cool that a zombie run would be so popular in other countries.

Angelo Cruz, who organized Outbreak Manila hopes to promote fitness with his zombie races.  In order to keep the peace on the course, Angelo said that the zombies or runners were not allowed to have any physical contact other than the zombies grabbing the runner’s flags.

This first run was so popular that more are in the works.

We figured that since aerobic fitness is the main key to “surviving” a zombie run that this may not be the best event for a Smoking Zombie!

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Walking Dead Season 3 in Senoia

The Walking Dead Season 3 is heading to Senoia.  According to recent reports, Senoia, which is home of Raleigh Studios, will serve as the primary set for the third season of the Walking Dead.

Senoia was already the prominently featured city in seasons one and two.  In the third season Senoia will be the sanctuary city that offers safety for the living in an apocalyptic world of zombies.  The cities borders will be walled off creating a safe zone that is controlled by a benevolent dictator.  Could this city turned fortress be the faintly visible layout that was seen at the end of season two?  Probably is.

Mike Riley, the Walking Dead’s location manager said that most of the shooting is scheduled to take place along Main Street and Travis Street.  The set will include a temporary moveable gate that will feature old tires and doors – probably the same kind of stuff that we would use to barricade the city gates.

Riley said that the real life storefronts will be left as they are to further impress upon us viewers that the city is safe from the zombies.

 

Production is set to begin on May 31 and should conclude eight days later.  No doubt that the city of Senoia will become a tourist destination for zombie fans as a result of this series.  Can’t wait for season three!

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Zombie Texting

Zombie Drivers Are Gonna Get You!

New studies show that upwards of 37% of your brains’ activity that is used while driving gets re-routed when you are simultaneously talking on your cell phone.  April is the CHP’s annual National Distracted Driving Awareness month and they have let their intentions of cracking down on “zombie drivers” be known.

In 2010, over 3,000 people died while driving in the U.S. due to cell phone related distractions.  In order to real this number in, throughout the month of April a “zombie driving” awareness campaign will begin that will include television spots featuring zombies staggering across your screen holding onto steering wheels and cell phones – should be fun!

The not so fun side for those who talk while driving will be the increased effort to spot violators and ticket them.  The fine is a minimum of $159 for your first offense, and a minimum of $279 the second time. Last April, more than 52,000 citations were issued statewide during the campaign. That’s more than 4 times the monthly average.

Authorities say that people are so used to talking on their phones while driving that they don’t even notice that they are doing it.

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Zombie Bike: Totenkopf!

Here is another cool use of one of our Smoking Zombies – and just like others – it isn’t for smoking anymore.

Glenn G. from Pleasanton sent me this photo of his Totenkopf Smoking Zombie Head mounted to his beach cruiser.  Another Smoking Zombie modification that I hadn’t thought of.  Mind you, I think Totenkopf Smoking Zombie looks awesome with smoke pouring from his mouth and eyes but this looks damn cool as well.  Nice job Glenn!

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More Zombie Art

I grabbed these images off of a Google search the other day.  I just can’t seem to get enough zombie art.  In my opinion, these drawings, paintings and digital renditions are all top notch examples of zombie art.  I hope you enjoy them too.

 

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Zombie Slayer by Ruger

Ruger has jumped onto the Zombie Killing bandwagon with their new 380  LCP Zombie Slayer – complete with a copy of Max Brook’s Zombie Survival Handbook.  The 380 has been a popular caliber back-up pistol for years.  Since we seem to getting more and more concerned about the possibility of a zombie outbreak, this gun just may provide a little security to your apocalyptic thoughts.

I love Ruger firearms.  I have had their P-89 in blue and stainless for over 15 years and one of their 10 – 22 rifles for over thirty years.  The 10 – 22 has jammed only a few times over the years – probably due to cheap ammo.  On the other hand, I have put thousands of rounds through my P-89 and never had a misfire – pretty good for a gun with a so – so reputation.  The bottom line is that Ruger products have a long standing reputation as being tough reliable weapons that I would proudly carry when Zombies begin to tear at the stability of our society.

The only action steps remaining here are to pick up one of these little gems and find a couple of cases of Hornady Z-Max 380 ammo.  What a perfect combination!

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Smoking Zombie Hitler Rattle

OK, this Smoking Zombie modification takes the most interesting prize so far.  Jeremy B. from San Marcos, CA bought a few different Smoking Zombie heads from us but he picked up a handful of Hitler heads.  Just the other day he emailed me these pictures of a Hitler baby rattle conversion that he did as well as a really cool custom stand for it.  Now if he could just get it to smoke!

I love everything about this piece!  The bells, the copper handle, the ball end cap, the stand and especially the spikes that surround the base of this masterful piece of art – and I thought Smoking Zombie was just for burning incense.  Great job Jeremy!!!!!!!

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Zombie Muhammad

In a 2011 Halloween Parade, Ernie Perce, a self proclaimed atheist, dressed as “zombie Muhammad in Mechanicsburg, PA and was attacked by a Muslim man for his efforts.  The judge presiding over the case, Mark Martin, through out Perce’s case against his attacker and lectured him for his insensitivity toward Muslims.

Zombie Muhammad (and a bad one at that!)

The attacker and defendant, Talaag Elbayomy stated that since Perce offended his prophet that he had no other option but to grab and choke Perce.

The judge told Perce that he strayed way outside of his first amendment protections and in Mr. Elbayomy’s country that his actions would have been punishable by death.

In legal circles this action by the judge has been heavily criticized.   Andrew McCarthy, who defended Sheikh Rahman wrote that “ones attitude toward Muslims is irrelevant to one’s right in America to walk the streets and express opinions that people may find offensive without being physically attacked and intimidated.”

Basically what judge Martin’s speech revealed was his efforts to entertain a Shariah defense to a violation of a Pennsylvania law.

Whipping a 14 year old rape victim to death:  Classic Sharia Law

In response to this story, SmokingZombie.com would like to post the following photo.

Smoking Zombies’ Smoking Osama

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More Great Zombie Movie Posters

A few more great zombie posters.

Dawn of the Dead

Night of the Living Dorks

For Review of the Dorks Click the Link Above

 

A Virgin Among the Living Dead

Diary of the Dead

Shaun of the Dead

The Walking Dead

Zombie Apocalypse – For a good review of this movie click HERE.

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